Ia uitati ce se zice ca ni s-ar potrivi ca meserie, in functie de zodie (si caracteristicile ei): :)
Berbec: director, pompier, instructor de sex, bungeejumper, spargator de banci.
Taur: contabil, lautar, coafeza, manechin, pom-star, degustator de maioneza.
Gemeni: agent de vanzari, scamator, chelner, escroc.
Rac: politician sau afacerist interlop (la alegere), poet, camatar, pitic de gradina.
Leu: imparat, sef de bloc, portar de hotel, dresor, hingher
Fecioara: analist politic, CTC-ist, agent de dezinsectie, sora medicala (sau frate)
Balanta: agent matrimonial, arbitru, escorta, gigolo, testator de hamace, rentier.
Scorpion: detectiv, medic legist, pandar, scafandru, vanator de fantome.
Sagetator: parlamentar, sociolog, pocherist, parasutist, turist.
Capricorn: in asigurari, IT, liftier, calugar, paznic.
Varsator: futurolog, revolutionar, guru, vanzator de gogosi.
Pesti: veterinar, fotograf. curatitor de piscine, hipiot, medium, traficant.
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